Being Mission Freak’s resident horror movie guru (sorry Dre), it’s been hard to hold this back - but hey, it’s been weeks since I ranted about something! With tomorrow’s release of new destined-to-suck “Prom Night” remake, I think Hollywood has hit the wall. Is nothing sacred? Must we bastardize every classic? The answer from Tinseltown is YE$$$$$$$$$! I suppose after remakes “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Halloween”, I shouldn’t be surprised - and I’m not…I’m just pissed off a little bit! At least they haven’t touched “Susperia” - Wait, the rumor is that it’s in production. Dammit! The good news is now that there’s nothing left to remake from the 70’s and 80’s, writers might have to start coming up with original ideas again. I’m just glad they haven’t gone after the scariest movie ever…..sonofabitch
Somebody let me know when “Candyman” goes into production. Oh, and if Tony Todd isn’t starring, put me out of my misery.
they still haven’t touched hellraiser.